Jokes and riddles

Do you like jokes and riddles?

In short, we are going to upload jokes and riddles.

( Dídac and Pau )

RIDDLE

An electric train going north and the wind blowing towards the south. Where’s the smoke direction?

Nowhere. Because an electric train has not got smoke.

JOKES

Matching
A boy asks his mother:
Mother, what is the date of my birth?
And the mother replied:
-The 29th July.
-Ala! The same day as my birthday !!

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– Hey Mum, why has uncle so little hair?
– Because your uncle is very intelligent and he thinks a lot.
– And then you mum, why do you have so many?
– Oh boy, eat your dinner and shut up!

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