Judici al Carnestoltes 2012

Discurs d’acusació contra el Carnestoltes 2012

llegit al judici que s’ha fet avui a les 12 del migdia al pati de l’Escola.

 

Nens i nenes de l’Escola…la Classe del Bruixot…

hem pensat molt i molt  i creiem que:

 

El Carnestoltes és lleig perquè la seva cara fa que no sigui agradable.

No ens ha agradat gaire que ens faci bromes endarrerides.

La roba que porta no li queda gens bé. Està passada de moda. No està ni per anar a la foguera

Amb el cabell que té sembla una noia.

Les bromes han sigut avorrides.

El volem denunciar per lleig.

El Carnestoltes no és divertit. Sembla un vell.

Fa plorar a les cebes de tant lleig com és.

Fa més pudor ara que quan es cremi.

No és digne de ser un Carnestoltes d’una Escola com aquesta.

No es mereix ni que el seu nom comenci amb majúscula.

No es mereix ser rei.

Tothom qui passa pel seu davant es mareja de tant lleig.

 

Per això, la Classe del Bruixot hem decidit…

Que el cremin…!

 

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