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25 05 2010JOHN FLUVIÀ
THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A FANTASTIC THEATRE DIRECTOR.

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JOHN FLUVIÀ
THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A FANTASTIC THEATRE DIRECTOR.

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One week later, the Unicorn and Elf called Criket:
- It has been impossible to know Obama.
Criket said to them;
- I Know it! Well, …. You have the last chance. You have to pass three more tests:
The first test: You have to find Daisy. She’s been captured. She must be somewhere in Europe!
The second test: Go to the moon by rocket and put a flag on it!
The third and last test: You have to find the biggest diamond in the world!
Are you ready to do this?
This time you have two days to do it!
Again, Good luck!!
- ‘There are three tests which vary in difficulty; the first will be easier than the last,’ answered Cricket in a condescending tone.
His friends were beginning to feel anxious because they wanted to know what they consisted of.
- ‘Easy level: you have to ride a motorbike in the Everest.’
- ‘Well,’ said the Unicorn, ‘I’m sure that won’t be a big problem.’
- ‘Next test,’ continued the Cricket. ‘You have to throw yourselves, using a parachute, down the Eiffel Tower in Paris. You know,… 324 metres high!’
- ‘Well,’ said the Elf laughing nervously. ‘We only need a good parachute and that’s it.’
-‘And here comes the last and most difficult test: to interview President Obama
- ‘What?’ shouted the Elf angrily. ‘That’s not fair! There’s no way to enter the White House and you know this!’
Smiling from ear to ear, these were the Cricket’s last words: ‘Good luck!’

Cricket answered slowly in a quiet voice:
-‘Look, I’m not stupid… I’m not going to help the Elf or the Unicorn. I’m a secret member of an international mafia!’
Rudy was astonished. Cricket phoned immediately his friends. He was very angry:
-‘Look, I gave you each one wish and you disappointed me! The mafia’s Big boss will know about this… Wait and see!’
Very soon the Elf and the Unicorn came back to London to see Cricket.
-‘Think twice…’ –he said-. ‘You won’t be punished if you overcome some tests they’ve prepared for you, ok?
-‘It’s all right’ – they said-. ‘What is it?’
Malagrida school
When the police find Rudy, they take him to Cricket.
- Where are my friends? Asks Cricket.
The phone box answers:
- The Unicorn wants a big house in Haiti for all the poor children.
- And the elf? Asks Cricket
- It is in Africa, in Somalia, answers Rudy. The Elf wants a mansion as a hospital to save children. And an enormous fountain to have water for everybody.
Rudy looks at cricket and asks him, surprised:
- Do you want this big house only for you??
