English Day Garrotxa

Waiter! Waiter! Do you have chicken legs?

No, sir, I always walk like this.

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Man to his wife….”I’m not going to school today. The teachers don’t like me, the kids call me names, even the janitor’s rude to me.”

Wife: “Don’t be silly. You have to go. I’ll give you two good reasons why.”

Man: “What are they?”

Wife: “One, you’re forty years old; and two, you’re the principal.”